Sacked Chelsea boss has begun working at an estate agents in Doncaster, according to a spoof news website.
Satirical news website The Daily Mash said Mourinho, sacked by the Premier League champions yesterday, has "joined an estate agents in Doncaster" and is "pledging to ‘dominate’ the South Yorkshire property market."
The report added: "After being sacked by Chelsea for being too Chelsea even for Chelsea, he has already fuelled tensions with a rival agency across the road by claiming they only sell small houses."
It continued: "Receptionist Wayne Hayes said: “We made a £500 commission on a one-bedroom flat last night and he did a knee slide across the front window, pumping his fists."
In reality, Mourinho, dubbed The Special One, was shown the door at Stamford Bridge after a disastrous start to the season which has seen the London giants hovering just one point above the relegation zone.
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